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Monday, December 29, 2008

cue indiana jones theme

I don't feel like forming full thoughts right now.

  • Crystal Skull, in my opinion, was a horrific movie.
  • Kay and I pierced two more holes in my ears. They hurt.
  • It's been slushing a lot lately.
  • Bristol Palin finally spawned her young, proving any conspiracy theories of a made-up pregnancy false. Here.
  • Marilyn Monroe and I share the same birthday. I knew I'd always felt some sort of kinship with her.
  • The Kooks are a great band.
  • I think one of my toenails might come off. Fuck my ski boots...gnarly.
  • It's taken me all day to finish this Monster. Energy drinks are not my bag, baby. Which is funny because I used to drink like three a week. Blech.
  • Double-you-tee-eff, mayte, monkeys and aliens in Indiana Jones?
  • This pizza is of the wretched frozen variety, but I still kind of love it. Pizza will be the death of me.
  • Shia LaBeouf. I have had a crush on him since ye olde Even Stevens days.
  • Same with Liv Tyler. Armageddon, baby.
  • Reland always told me I looked like Robin Wright Penn (Buttercup) in the Princess Bride. I was very flattered.
  • She also told me when we were in first grade that her teacher's husband was Wesley (Cary Elwes). I was awestruck.
  • Whoa, Reland and I have been friends for 12 years. Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
  • I wish I was a bunny. I would shake my head just so my ears would flop.
  • Sometimes I sit up at night pondering blog ideas.
  • I used to carve my name into window sills because they did it in some book I'd read, so people wouldn't forget them when they moved or left. I actually still do. My name is everywhere.
  • I also drew on the walls, except I wanted to facewall when I did it because in all the stories my parents ever told me, the villains were always graffiti artists.
  • In Rome the trains were covered in all kinds of art. There was a train with a rendition (right word?) of Van Gogh's Room at Arles.
  • I am totally Miguel in El Dorado. I saw it on TV and was like "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (alexa is tulio)
  • Today I experienced a weird feeling. It happens a lot but I never think about it. There is this girl on my ski team who likes to make a point of being a bit of a beehive, but I smiled at her all big-like and she immediately brightened up. Funny how that works. I love it.
  • Yesterday I was thinking about the differences between some people I've hung out with and the way I was raised. They were more the "guilty until proven innocent" types and I was raised to be more of the "innocent until proven guilty" type. Hm.
  • Tomorrow I want to see people I haven't seen in a long time.
  • This is my great great uncle. I'm so proud.
Okay.
I'm going to snuggle with my mama now.

Love.

4 comments:

Mykaila said...

The Kooks are a great band.

A person who works at the dive shop I love HAS NO TOENAILS because of wetsuit boots. THAT my friend is gnarly.

Liv Tyler heck yeah.

No te odio.
Hahahahahahaha.
Te amo, chiquita.

PS WEDOST

Olivia said...

No te odio tampoco...
you weirdo.

we dost
d to sew
weds toe
tows de
o stew!
ted sow

okay.
your sitzpinkling disgusts me.

Morgan said...

agreed crystal skull = bad

also my mom made me do this clense thing with her and now i to crap more than is normal but apparently you are supposed to be crapping 3-4 times a day so mabey it is normal.... but my point here is that I had one coke and was hit by a tsunami head ache - yuck

Olivia said...

yuck mburdick :(