Dear Seattle Scarfman,

Dear Seattle Scarfman,
I see you about twice a month or so and every time I see you, my day is brightened.
I want to give you a hug the next time I see you. Please be around for the rest of my life. I ADMIRE YOUR TEVAS.
Perhaps I'll join you.
Perhaps I'll carry my own crate of scarves around with me wherever I go.
Perhaps I'll whip them out whenever I feel the urge to.
Perhaps I'll feel the urge to whip my scarves out when I see you. Then we can whip our scarves out and become a scarf-whipping powerhouse.
Perhaps, perhaps.
I'm inspired.

Oh Seattle Scarfman. You warm my heart.

Love,
Olivia