she'll drag the lake to keep the vendetta alive

A few things to say.

1. Longview by Green Day is the story of my life about 78% of the time (nowadays; used to be about 99.87% of the time)

2. Went to UFC 111 with Ileana last night. Craziest fucking experience of my life. In a movie theater with the lights down low, watching buff guys beat the shit out of each other. A. People could text in the movie theater. B. We were virtually the most out of place people you would ever see (aside from the two metrosexual Japanese guys in front of us); everyone was wearing Tap Out shirts and was bleeding testosterone. Cheering and swearing and yelling at the weaker fighters. Unexpected: Being attracted to British fighter Dan Hardy. NOM NOM NOM. Anyway. It was a good night.

3. Leaving for France on Wednesday morning to check on the boat in La Rochelle. There was a huge storm; here's the damage done to the marina. It doesn't take two weeks to check on the boat, but the rest is for fun :) I'm pretty excited about this. I hope the weather's nice, but I'm not going to get my hopes up. Chances are that it'll be about the same in Seattle (i.e. rainy and cold).
Also: I CAN'T SPEAK FRENCH. D: I can say "Je m'appelle Jesus" but I don't think that would get me anywhere. Much less score me a hot French man with a beard and nice hips.

I think that's all I have to say today.