she'll drag the lake to keep the vendetta alive

A few things to say.

1. Longview by Green Day is the story of my life about 78% of the time (nowadays; used to be about 99.87% of the time)

2. Went to UFC 111 with Ileana last night. Craziest fucking experience of my life. In a movie theater with the lights down low, watching buff guys beat the shit out of each other. A. People could text in the movie theater. B. We were virtually the most out of place people you would ever see (aside from the two metrosexual Japanese guys in front of us); everyone was wearing Tap Out shirts and was bleeding testosterone. Cheering and swearing and yelling at the weaker fighters. Unexpected: Being attracted to British fighter Dan Hardy. NOM NOM NOM. Anyway. It was a good night.

3. Leaving for France on Wednesday morning to check on the boat in La Rochelle. There was a huge storm; here's the damage done to the marina. It doesn't take two weeks to check on the boat, but the rest is for fun :) I'm pretty excited about this. I hope the weather's nice, but I'm not going to get my hopes up. Chances are that it'll be about the same in Seattle (i.e. rainy and cold).
Also: I CAN'T SPEAK FRENCH. D: I can say "Je m'appelle Jesus" but I don't think that would get me anywhere. Much less score me a hot French man with a beard and nice hips.

I think that's all I have to say today.

dios mio!

Firstly, I discovered I most likely have celiac disease. That puts a damper on like everything food-related. Apparently it's genetic, but I don't have it as intensely as my mother. Woooooof. Lactose intolerance and celiac disease go hand in hand. That explains a lot.

Secondly, I managed not to fail any classes! YAY!

Thirdly, DAVID DUCHOVNY IS THE CREEPY-ASS HAND MODEL IN ZOOLANDER? WHAT THE HELL? WHAT. THE. HELL?


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whaaaaaaatttttt.

Anyway. I'm feeling good. Tomorrow I'm going skiing with my big brudder and Mike, and then making monies. Then staying at the brother's house and cheeeellin Sunday night with a few people, hopefully. This is gonna be a great-jujued weekend. And it's only just begun, HA HA!

For now, I'm running off to find a backpack in which I can put my camera tomorrow. I'm fully planning on documenting this ski trip.

Love.

discussing my weiner:

Weiner song: (to the tune of jolly good fellow)
By kenedi meyering

For it’s a magical weiner
For it’s a magical weiner
For it’s a magical weinerrrrrr

And someday it will rule the world!!!

Yes it will rule the world
Yes it will rule the world

For it’s a magical weirnerrrrrrrrrrrrr

And it will rule the world.


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what a brilliant kid.
she and zach and i were discussing my weiner and how it will take over the world with its magical properties.
goooooood times.

you're beautiful

so alex and i are talking about animals, and he'd be this one.

i'd be this one:


a el me calenta. hahahaha
entonces, tengo que librarme de este encaprichamiento.

to do in the next day or so:

homework-wise:
1. study modifiers paper
2. read chaps 1-9 in persuasion
3. exegesis #5 due friday
4. review for finals

a. history: africa. review errynight.

b. engrish: review errynight.

5. bio something or others

as of late

(last one taken by the lovely camila)